~ Check the expiry date of gala after eating it.
~ Go to church with extension and BB charger ( Charging in his presence ).
~ Update on BBM '' about 2 cross '', get hit bya car and still update ''dying tinz ''.
~ Say an opening prayer at nite clubs.
~ Go to an eatery and buy bottled water just to watch a soccer match.
~ Go to shoprite, buy a bottle of coke and spend 30 mins snapping with champagne bottles...lwkmd
~ Wear sun shades at nite.
~ Dress in complete rainbow colour like its rag day and call it colour blocking.
~ Count money after withdrawingfrom an ATM ( we trust no one, not even machines ).
~ Call a fat hausa man '' Alhaji '' and a thin one '' Aboki ''.
~ Travel to china for 2 days and come back with a british accent
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